WELCOME TO THE QUEENDOM ♋

SO APPARENTLY I’M SLOTTED TO WORK THIS CON FOR MY VENDOR EMPLOYERS??

muppidupp:

i feel like this one needed a post of its own

muppidupp:

i feel like this one needed a post of its own

Baby: A-aaaa...
Mom: *gasps* baby's first word!
Baby: ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN. THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING. IT IS A WRATHFUL GOD WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DARED TO FEAR. I HAVE WATCHED YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIFE UNFOLD. I HAVE OBSERVED YOU WHILE YOU WOULD QUAKE AND TREMBLE IN PERSONAL PRAYERS OF SHAME. WHILE YOU PLEADED FORGIVENESS FOR BEING SUCH A WRETCHED DISGUSTING FAILURE ON EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL. PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE CLOWN GODS YOU HAVE SCRIBBLED ON THE WALLS OF YOUR BLOCK. BOGUS DEITIES WORSHIPED BY A PRIMITIVE "PARADISE" PLANET. BUT YOUR PRAYERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED. THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, HUMAN. ONLY MY HATE. IT IS A HATE SO PURE AND HOT IT WOULD CONSUME YOUR SAD UNDERDEVELOPED HUMAN THINK PAN TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE. IT IS A HATE THAT TO FATHOM MUST BE PUT INTO SONG. SHRIEKED BY THE TEN THOUSAND ROWDY SHOUT SPHINCTERS PEPPERING THE GRUESOME UNDERBELLY OF THE MOST TRUCULENT GOD THE FURTHEST RING CAN MUSTER. IT IS A HATE THAT MADE YOU AND WILL SURELY DESTROY YOU. MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.
Fandom needs help

kingadhd:

Hey tumblr, in case you don’t know nickelodeon sucks and are putting the legend of Korra on a mid season hiatus due to poor viewing numbers. Our last episode is Friday at 8:00 pm. Remember supernatural and the belibitches? We need help.

therabidcat:

therabidcat:

hello+ there, darling~

(Last-minute humanstuck porrim for AFO)

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DAMMIT TARA

therabidcat:

hello+ there, darling~

(Last-minute humanstuck porrim for AFO)

HNNNNNGSHGBSGJSFGJLSDNFADMsdfvDSJLFBAldvfNDs:vkSNdlvjBSdkvjSBDFVJSDFVBSHDV SKDVCBSJKZDVB *falls over*

hello+ there, darling~

(Last-minute humanstuck porrim for AFO)

kingcheddarxvii:

magemg:

what
WHAAAAATT

The very existence of Oculus Rift has just been validated and I need five

kingcheddarxvii:

magemg:

what

WHAAAAATT

The very existence of Oculus Rift has just been validated and I need five

hanari-502:

ccharlesxavier:

jesuschristvevo:

do i have to listen to maroon 1 2 3 and 4 before listening to maroon 5?

i skipped straight to maroon 5 so i could get to the trolls

HOW DARE YOU SKIP THE INTERMAROON

blue-eyed-hanji:

monobeartheater:

misses-sauce:

This is what anime sounds like to our parents

ITS THE THING

HEL P I CANT BRETAHE

ziallsexisthebestsex:

my friend was upset so I wanted to cheer her up

THAT’S RIGHT BITCH I AM *THE* BAE AND DONTCHU FORGET IT

yhrite:

TF2 Vigors

Chat n stuff :3